Corporate Kalakalam

Buddhi balam pedhaga lekapoina graha balam baga todu avadam tho college lo internal kuda pass avvaleni manam Interviews pass aipoi job sampandinchestam. Offer letter vachevaraku students aaduthu paaduthu parents tension paduthu gadipestharu.

Offer letter teesukovadaniki office ki vellina first roju..campus chusi andamaina meydalu, gaaju godalu, mana ki oka seperate pc, rojantha ac ani full impress aipotham. Exam ki syllabus book matrame chadive manam offer letter lo kuda salary okkate chusukuni  

Modati roju ..first day ..pehla din ...inni rojulu ishtamochinattu jutlu, gaddalu penchesukni tshirts, round necks konni sarlu asalu emi esukokunda tirigina students andaru suddenga clean shave chesukuni formals vesukovalsi vastundi ..adham lo chusukuni buffoon laga unnam ani manani maname titukuni bayalderatam.

Akkada mana laage bithara chiupulu chusukuntu em chealo teliyani konni amayaka praanulu kanipisthai . Andarini kalipi oka room lo esi oka pen oka water bottle istharu.
Pen lo ink, bottle lo water aipoye anthavaraku oo signatures ey signatures...ekkada enduku ela pedtunnamao kuda chusukokunda kanipinchina prathi paper meeda raka rakaluga autograph dinchesi hammayya ani relax ayyina ventane inkoka paper techi pedtaru

Employee : entidi ??

HR:  BOND 


Employee: 

Asalu entidi ? Mosam droham !! This is against the constitution ..Where are my human rights I say 

Pakkane unna colleague .. Endi bhayya offer letter chadivi raleda ???..stunt aapi sign pettu

Employee : Veediki kuda telsipoinda??

Tarvatha okalla tarvatha okallu vachi ee company goppathanam gurinchi cheptaru. Asalu idi keka company inko padi rojullo Microsoft ni konese stage ki vellipotundi ani speech istharu

Manam rechipoi 

Speech ichevadu veedini evadu select chesadu ra ..mundu vadini udyaogam lonchi teeseandi anukuntadu.

Migatha colleagues andaru 

Ila signatures, speeches aipoina tarvatha  parichayaalu modalavuthai ..migatha batchmates andariki hello hi chepesukuni evadi vichitra gaadha vaadu chepukuntadu .."nenu luck lo select ayyanu bhayya" ante "nuvvu kuda na??? nenu okkadine anukunna ra" ani inkokadu.

Tarvatha training antaru ..as usual manaki college lo alavaatu ainatte class room lo nidrapothu training period elago alaga finish chesesi floor loki kudi kallu petti entry ichesi ..mana cubicle loki velli kurchuntam ..chuttu pakkana vallu 'ee vintha jeevi evadu?' annattu chusthaaru .

Seniors ni sensible ga treat chealani koncham jagrathaga "work eppudu istharu naku?" ani adigithe
Senior 1 : apude work kavala neeku ipude ga vachindi?? ..konni rojulu bench meeda untav ..learning phase.

Employee: Ohh aithe pedhaga work iyyaru annamta ee company lo

 Senior 2 : Neekala arthamainda ??? 3 months ninchi roju ki 18 hrs pani chestunna ...weekends kuda vadalatledu  konni rojulu aagu ra  neeku jil jil jiga jiga ne.


So batch andaru bench meeda undadam tho time pass avvaka evadi kala poshana vadu chupisthuntadu. Cubicle kanna cafeteria comfortbale ga undi ani fix ayyi akkada settle ayyi sodi start chestaru.

Employee 1 : Mama mana batch lo evaru baleru ra :(

Employee 2:  arey mana floor lo oka ammai bavundi ..nenu fix

Employee 1 :  orey Jaffa...aameki already pelli aipoindi ra

Employee 2 :

Rest of the employees:

Ila headaches tho heartbreaks tho bench jeevitham saagipothundaga suddenga oka roju manager vachi prapancham talakindulu ayye oka bheekaramaina ground breaking news cheptadu
"You are assigned to project  ..you have to start work tomorrow " antaadu



(To be continued..stay tuned)

Campus kalikalam

Campus kalikalam

Ee madhya ey btech student ni chusina okate gola ..JOB.

vachinodu vachindani gola raanodu raaledani gola..

Ee raakapokalani decide chese worst concept ...campus placement.

College management evado vasthaadani ..edo manalni teesukuntadani... asalu mana kosame aa company puttindhaniflop hero ki kotha director story chepinantha convincing ga cheptharu

adhi vini students andaru ohhhhhhhhh ekkadiko vellipotharu!! :P

Vere college lo unna friends call chesi aa company test masth easy undhi ra ..asalu edo formality ki rayadame ..aa test raayadam kante leave letter rayadame kashtam!!..asalu nuv keka puttisthav chudu antaru.

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Idantha vinna manam ohh inkenti company manadhe ika ..ani intlo " Nanna!! job vasthe naaku bike ..amma.. naku job vasthe kotha mobile" anni variety variety korikalu koresi inkenti life settle aipoindani hero chance vachina harikrishna la feel aipotham

Exam roju manchiga formals vesukuni, neat ga tayarayyi, Resume lo pichi pichi ga pachi abadhaalu raasukuni, direct ga job first day report cheadaniki velthunna CEO laga veltham

Vellina ventane prathi okkadu mama manandari lo neeke job expect chesthunnam ..nuvvu keka kevvu antaaru ..manam rechipoi

  

Exam ki velle mundhu friends andariki all the best cheppesukuni..batting ki velthunna Sachin la, composing ki velthunna Rahman la, copy kottabothunna btech student la confidence kakkukuntu lopaliki veltham !!

Lopaliki velli kurchuni paper chudagaane....................

chukkalu ..nakshatralu ..galaxies motham kanipisthai..asalu entidhi anipisthundi.

Ventaney as usual typical btech student laga atu itu tirigi friends ni chusthe valla expression ila
 asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..

Inkemundi ...exam easy annanduku friends ni , sarigga prepare avvani manani banda boothulu tittukuni , oka sad expression pettukuni, chethilo pen pattukuni chadivindi guthu techukodaniki ghajini lo surya laga try chesi, chivarikipakkinti aunty sankranthi muggu kosam pettinattu ishtamochinattu chukkalu petti bayatiki vachestham.

kaaaaaaaani oka vishayam ..Students kante pedha optimists ee prapancham lone undaru.

Enni gslv lu fail aina malli try chese isro valla laaga " bhayya paper tough ga undi ra ..cut off baga taggistharu anukunta.. .Manaki kakapothe evariki vasthundi ra antaaru "

Adhi vini malli face lo chandramukhi kallalo kanipinchentha velugu vachesthundi

Inthalo sudden ga results antaaru..velli bindaas ga kurchunte ..vaadu vachi evo fees kattani student names laga 10-20 names chadivi migatha vallu dobeyachu antaadu .Andulo mana peru undadhu . anthe ika okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!

select aina vallu avvani vallani chusi

Paiga appude intlo vallu call chestharu.Emaindi ra? ante ...

Student :

Parent: ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru

Student:

Century kottadaaniki velli first ball lone duck out aipoina batsman la feel ayyi oka 3 to 4 days depression loki velthamu..tarvatha malli as usual.Vere job kosam malli pichi kukkalla kottukovadam start.

Prathi okkadu call chesi mama naku job vachindi ante....

Chivariki edo oka dabba comany lo job raavadamo lekapothe Ms ani fix avvadamo jaruguthundi.

Intiki evarina relatives vachi parents ni mee vadu em chesthunnadu job ekkada vachindi ani adigithe ventane parents " vaadi moham  emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakunda cheptharu.

Manam 

Idi btech students katha ..vyatha..Ilaanti experience jeevitham lo malli malli raadhu .

So vachinapude njoy cheali .

Meerandaru alage njoy chesthu companies ki attend avthu ..biscuit chesukuntu munduki saagutaarani na hope :P