Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
Friday, August 2, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Corporate Kalakalam
Offer letter teesukovadaniki office ki vellina first roju..campus chusi andamaina meydalu, gaaju godalu, mana ki oka seperate pc, rojantha ac ani full impress aipotham. Exam ki syllabus book matrame chadive manam offer letter lo kuda salary okkate chusukuni
Modati roju ..first day ..pehla din ...inni rojulu ishtamochinattu jutlu, gaddalu penchesukni tshirts, round necks konni sarlu asalu emi esukokunda tirigina students andaru suddenga clean shave chesukuni formals vesukovalsi vastundi ..adham lo chusukuni buffoon laga unnam ani manani maname titukuni bayalderatam.
Akkada mana laage bithara chiupulu chusukuntu em chealo teliyani konni amayaka praanulu kanipisthai . Andarini kalipi oka room lo esi oka pen oka water bottle istharu.
Pen lo ink, bottle lo water aipoye anthavaraku oo signatures ey signatures...ekkada enduku ela pedtunnamao kuda chusukokunda kanipinchina prathi paper meeda raka rakaluga autograph dinchesi hammayya ani relax ayyina ventane inkoka paper techi pedtaru
Employee : entidi ??
HR: BOND
Employee:
Asalu entidi ? Mosam droham !! This is against the constitution ..Where are my human rights I say
Pakkane unna colleague ..
Endi bhayya offer letter chadivi raleda ???..stunt aapi sign pettuEmployee :
Veediki kuda telsipoinda??Tarvatha okalla tarvatha okallu vachi ee company goppathanam gurinchi cheptaru. Asalu idi keka company inko padi rojullo Microsoft ni konese stage ki vellipotundi ani speech istharu
Manam rechipoi
Speech ichevadu veedini evadu select chesadu ra
..mundu vadini udyaogam lonchi teeseandi anukuntadu.Migatha colleagues andaru
Ila signatures, speeches aipoina tarvatha parichayaalu modalavuthai ..migatha batchmates andariki hello hi chepesukuni evadi vichitra gaadha vaadu chepukuntadu .."nenu luck lo select ayyanu bhayya" ante "nuvvu kuda na??? nenu okkadine anukunna ra" ani inkokadu.
Tarvatha training antaru ..as usual manaki college lo alavaatu ainatte class room lo nidrapothu training period elago alaga finish chesesi floor loki kudi kallu petti entry ichesi ..mana cubicle loki velli kurchuntam ..chuttu pakkana vallu 'ee vintha jeevi evadu?' annattu chusthaaru .
Seniors ni sensible ga treat chealani koncham jagrathaga "work eppudu istharu naku?" ani adigithe
Senior 1 :
apude work kavala neeku ipude ga vachindi?? ..konni rojulu bench meeda untav ..learning phase.Employee:
Ohh aithe pedhaga work iyyaru annamta ee company loSenior 2 : Neekala arthamainda ??? 3 months ninchi roju ki 18 hrs pani chestunna ...weekends kuda vadalatledu
konni rojulu aagu ra neeku jil jil jiga jiga ne.So batch andaru bench meeda undadam tho time pass avvaka evadi kala poshana vadu chupisthuntadu. Cubicle kanna cafeteria comfortbale ga undi ani fix ayyi akkada settle ayyi sodi start chestaru.
Employee 1 : Mama mana batch lo evaru baleru ra :(
Employee 2: arey mana floor lo oka ammai bavundi ..nenu fix
Employee 1 :
orey Jaffa...aameki already pelli aipoindi raEmployee 2 :
Rest of the employees:
Ila headaches tho heartbreaks tho bench jeevitham saagipothundaga suddenga oka roju manager vachi prapancham talakindulu ayye oka bheekaramaina ground breaking news cheptadu
"You are assigned to project ..you have to start work tomorrow " antaadu
(To be continued..stay tuned)
Friday, July 19, 2013
Campus kalikalam
Campus kalikalam
Ee madhya ey btech student ni chusina okate gola ..JOB.
vachinodu vachindani gola raanodu raaledani gola..
Ee raakapokalani decide chese worst concept ...campus placement.
College management evado vasthaadani ..edo manalni teesukuntadani... asalu mana kosame aa company puttindhaniflop hero ki kotha director story chepinantha convincing ga cheptharu
adhi vini students andaru ohhhhhhhhh ekkadiko vellipotharu!! :P
Vere college lo unna friends call chesi aa company test masth easy undhi ra ..asalu edo formality ki rayadame ..aa test raayadam kante leave letter rayadame kashtam!!..asalu nuv keka puttisthav chudu antaru.
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Idantha vinna manam ohh inkenti company manadhe ika ..ani intlo " Nanna!! job vasthe naaku bike ..amma.. naku job vasthe kotha mobile" anni variety variety korikalu koresi inkenti life settle aipoindani hero chance vachina harikrishna la feel aipotham
Exam roju manchiga formals vesukuni, neat ga tayarayyi, Resume lo pichi pichi ga pachi abadhaalu raasukuni, direct ga job first day report cheadaniki velthunna CEO laga veltham
Vellina ventane prathi okkadu mama manandari lo neeke job expect chesthunnam ..nuvvu keka kevvu antaaru ..manam rechipoi
Exam ki velle mundhu friends andariki all the best cheppesukuni..batting ki velthunna Sachin la, composing ki velthunna Rahman la, copy kottabothunna btech student la confidence kakkukuntu lopaliki veltham !!
Lopaliki velli kurchuni paper chudagaane....................
chukkalu ..nakshatralu ..galaxies motham kanipisthai..asalu entidhi anipisthundi.
Ventaney as usual typical btech student laga atu itu tirigi friends ni chusthe valla expression ila
asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..
asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..
Inkemundi ...exam easy annanduku friends ni , sarigga prepare avvani manani banda boothulu tittukuni , oka sad expression pettukuni, chethilo pen pattukuni chadivindi guthu techukodaniki ghajini lo surya laga try chesi, chivarikipakkinti aunty sankranthi muggu kosam pettinattu ishtamochinattu chukkalu petti bayatiki vachestham.
kaaaaaaaani oka vishayam ..Students kante pedha optimists ee prapancham lone undaru.
Enni gslv lu fail aina malli try chese isro valla laaga " bhayya paper tough ga undi ra ..cut off baga taggistharu anukunta.. .Manaki kakapothe evariki vasthundi ra antaaru "
Adhi vini malli face lo chandramukhi kallalo kanipinchentha velugu vachesthundi
Inthalo sudden ga results antaaru..velli bindaas ga kurchunte ..vaadu vachi evo fees kattani student names laga 10-20 names chadivi migatha vallu dobeyachu antaadu .Andulo mana peru undadhu . anthe ika 
okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!
okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!
select aina vallu avvani vallani chusi
Paiga appude intlo vallu call chestharu.Emaindi ra? ante ...
Student :
Parent:
ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru
ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru
Student:
Century kottadaaniki velli first ball lone duck out aipoina batsman la feel ayyi oka 3 to 4 days depression loki velthamu..tarvatha malli as usual.Vere job kosam malli pichi kukkalla kottukovadam start.
Prathi okkadu call chesi mama naku job vachindi ante....
Chivariki edo oka dabba comany lo job raavadamo lekapothe Ms ani fix avvadamo jaruguthundi.
Intiki evarina relatives vachi parents ni mee vadu em chesthunnadu job ekkada vachindi ani adigithe ventane parents " vaadi moham 
emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakunda cheptharu.
emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakunda cheptharu.
Manam 
Idi btech students katha ..vyatha..Ilaanti experience jeevitham lo malli malli raadhu .
So vachinapude njoy cheali .
Meerandaru alage njoy chesthu companies ki attend avthu ..biscuit chesukuntu munduki saagutaarani na hope :P
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Facebook Security Tips- Scan Your Facebook Profile
These apps will scan your complete profile i.e your time line and in some cases also your friends time line , below are the collection of such apps
Scan Your Facebook Account:
After my previous post on Facebook Security Tips i would like to share another security tip . We use antivirus to find virus,trojans,malwares,worms etc. Similarly there are some apps in facebook which are designed by leading antivirus companies .
These apps will scan your complete profile i.e your time line and in some cases also your friends time line , below are the collection of such apps:
BITDEFENDER SAEGO:
- Bitdefender Safego protects your Facebook account from all sorts of e-trouble: scams, spam, malware and private data exposure. Safego also keeps your friends safe.
- Safego also keeps your online friends safe and ...close.
click here to use safego
NORTON SAFEWEB FOR FACEBOOK
Safeguard against malicious URLs by scanning your feed using Norton Safe Web. Protect your friends by advising them of malicious URLs you might have in your feed.
Click here to use Nortonsafeweb for facebook
SECURE.ME(ANTIVRUS OF FACEBOOK)
secure.me works like antivirus for social networks and apps. Using sophisticated algorithms, we identify posts and photos that pose a threat to your privacy, security and reputation. In addition to your own Facebook profile, we also monitor your friends network to keep you safe and secure.
Click Here to use SECURE.ME
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
How to Change The Color Folders in windows
When You do have a lots of files and data on your hard drive you might need a lot of time to access to the desired file, so the coloring the folders will help you to quickly identify the desired folder among other folders, because it will attract your eyes to making it easier for you to browse folder on Windows.
When you Download the program and install it you will be asked to enter your email to register your free copy, so you must fill the required data in order to be able to use the program. Where you can change the color of the folder, by clicking on the folder that you wish to change its color by right then click on colorize where
You will see a drop down list from which you can choose favorite colors which they are located on The Favorite, or design your own color by clicking on the word colors. Also on the case you want to retrieve the old color of the file, click on the word restore original color.
The program works on versions of Windows 32-bit and 64 also works on the Windows version 7 and 8 as well as Windows Xp
Folder Colorizer
Download
Folder Colorizer is 100% free application will change Color Folder which help you to quickly locate files by ther color folder , and then choose between several colors provided by you favorite program or design new colors of your choice. The Beautiful in Folder Colorizer colors that you can apply easily by clicking on the file that you wish to right-mouse clik and then choose the color you wish to apply.When you Download the program and install it you will be asked to enter your email to register your free copy, so you must fill the required data in order to be able to use the program. Where you can change the color of the folder, by clicking on the folder that you wish to change its color by right then click on colorize where
You will see a drop down list from which you can choose favorite colors which they are located on The Favorite, or design your own color by clicking on the word colors. Also on the case you want to retrieve the old color of the file, click on the word restore original color.
The program works on versions of Windows 32-bit and 64 also works on the Windows version 7 and 8 as well as Windows Xp
Monday, April 22, 2013
SVIT_BROWSER software download
A free Browser software which is specially for secure browsing and related to SVIT college links
Try it and see the features
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click here to Download
Steps for installation
- click the download button for downloading
- After downloading the .rar file, extract that rar file and you will ger one folder
- click on setup file and click on next,next..finish
- After instalation, find the short cut icon on your desktop
- click on it and browse the internet and use the bookmarks for easy acces
Thank you..!
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
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